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Name: kali
Birthday: 7/27/1985


Interests: breadsticks and cinnamon suga (the 'r' is purposely left out. it's more fun.)
Expertise: raspberries and government plots. I am now looking into conspiracies as well.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Government


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Member Since: 10/6/2004

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Monday, July 09, 2007

Go name my cat!!

http://thegreatkalillama.blogspot.com/

Onward, Onward!


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Ok, here we go.  I have officially begun my life at:

 

http://thegreatkalillama.blogspot.com/

 

go there and then will someone please tell me if I'm able to subscribe (of sorts) to other blogs?? I don't really get it all yet. :(


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

So I've been thinking... Think I'm going to get a blogspot and abandon xanga.  It's my time to graduate into the adult world I think. 

So, main question is... should I keep my name?  Or does the_great_kali_llama upgrade as well?  If I do change, what should I change to?  Advice from the 3 people who may or may not read this. Please?


Saturday, June 09, 2007

The setting: Thursday, Kali is driving to work on the busy 820. 

The issue: Kali doesn't realize that traffic has stopped.

The result: Kali slams into the Honda in front of her which then causes said Honda to ram into the old truck in front of them. 

The phone call:

"Mom I got into a wreck," says a tearful and emotional Kali. "I don't really know what happened, but the car in front of me is wrecked and I'm alright, and we are waiting on the police to come and do their thing.  Does this mean I have to take back my new shoes??"

"No, you can keep your shoes.  I think you need them right now."

I'm not sure which was more upsetting.  The fact that I got in a wreck, or the fact that I was going to take back my new shoes which were amazing but pricey.  You see, the other day I was walking through Nordstroms and wasn't going to pass through the shoe section.  But I had to.  But I wasn't going to look, I was going to go straight through.  But of course I saw these and I kinda fell in love.  Who says that love at first sight doesn't exist? 

Before you see the picture of these shoes I think a small trip down memory lane is needed.  When I was little I loved jellies.  Remember them?  The plastic shoes that you could find everywhere, even in bins at Albertsons?  Well, my Dad hated them for some unknown reason (he also hated sidewalk chalk) and wouldn't let me have any, even though they were only $5.  Well, as soon as my parents divorced Mom bought me some pink jellies with glitter in them.  I was in love.  No wonder I wasn't upset about the divorce.  I had my jellies (and sidewalk chalk). 

So I'm back at Nordstroms and I see these.

  Jellystone

Clear jellies with Swarovski crystals atop the toe and a dainty silver ribbon wrapped around the top.  How could I resist?  Well, they are Stuart Weitzman which should have been my first clue.  But then again, Nordstroms had only one pair in a size 5... which kinda makes me think fate was involved.  So in a moment of lust I caved and spent $115 on jellies.  Expensive jellies, yes.  But cheap Stuart Weitzman's.  So I'm looking at it from that angle. 

I'm in love.  And Mom said I can keep them. 


Monday, June 04, 2007

My Random Mind

Thought 1: 
I don't particularly like Brad Pitt.  Mostly because I don't particularly like Angelina and I think her lips look ridiculous; and the accusations that she doesn't love Shiloh as much because she didn't adopt Shiloh (honestly I have no idea if Shiloh is a girl or boy.  Or maybe a dog.) makes me believe Angelina ought to adopt Lindsey Lohan because Linds needs some help.  Angelina does like to help people so it just makes sense.  Back to Brad.  I would like to adopt Brad after Angie adopts Linds and then make him walk around in boxer briefs.  Why?  Because that's what he should always wear.  He would bring me ginger ale or champagne or ginger ale champagne. Now, doesn't that sound yummy? That's what I would like to do with Brad Pitt.  I think it makes sense. 

Thought 2:
I was in Dillards today paying my bill.  Well, while I was there I was thinking of all the wedding gifts I've been buying recently.  Which is fine- yay you're getting married!  But here's the thing- I'm not.  I want gifts.  I want to pick out my silverware and place settings. And I want Waterford wine glasses.  With lead. I am not ashamed to die of classy wine glasses.  So, maybe I'll just register for the heck of it, then everyone can furnish my apartment.  Thank you very much!

 



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